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God is Not Fair

A sermon based on Matthew 20:1-16

If Americans wrote this story today, it might go like this: Once upon a time God got up at the crack of dawn and called for workers. Everyone who was too lazy to get out of bed got nothing, and the people who worked all day got paid. First, God paid everyone by the hour, but some people complained because they had worked harder. Then God paid them by calories burned, but some people complained because they worked more efficiently. Then God paid them according to the number of leaves pruned, but some people complained because their tree didn’t have as many leaves. And they’re still there to this day, arguing with God over who deserves exactly how much pay. Because the important thing isn’t so much that I get paid, it’s that everyone else get paid less. The end.”

Rev. Doug Gray is the pastor at 2nd Congregational in Beloit, where I got my start. He has three beautiful kids, and whenever one of his kids says, “That’s not fair!” his answer is always the same. “Fare is what you pay for the bus.” He’s said it so many times that they roll their eyes and finish the phrase for him. God is not fair. And for that, we should be very, very grateful.

This story is a hard one, because Jesus never explains it. He just leaves it there for us to figure out. It starts normally enough, the boss gets up before dawn, and goes down to Home Depot to hire some help. He promises a denarius, which at the time of Jesus, was a standard day’s wage. If the story stopped there, the moral would be clear. God is fair.  Show up early, work hard, and you’ll have a good life.

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One Denarius. Original work by Ancient Art. Click the picture for more.


Some of you, I’d even say most of you, fit that story to a T. You’ve heard of the Paretto principle, right? That’s you. You are the 20% that do 80% of the work. I know because I see you. You work your tail off. You show up week after week. You volunteer for boards, and service projects and teams. You donate money even though things are tight. When the church needs something bought, you don’t go to the Trustees. You just go buy it. When the church needs something done, you don’t go to the Deacons. You just go do it.

I know… because this church would never have made it 150 years if it weren’t true. It’s what makes any church, but especially a small church, work. And honestly, you don’t get nearly the recognition you deserve. “Thank you” is the only pay we can offer as a church, and sometimes you don’t even get that. So thank you. Thank you for everything you do that no one ever sees. Thank you for giving even when it’s hard. Thank you to the faithful few who show up early and work all day.

But that’s not the end of the story. The landowner goes back down to Home Depot at 9am. The day has already started. They know they don’t deserve a full denarius. Instead, he promises to pay them whatever is fair. The story never says why they were late. Maybe they had a good reason, maybe they just overslept. Either way, it’s still early. There’s still plenty to do. So, off they go.

Maybe this is you. Maybe you didn’t feel comfortable with all those accolades, because you don’t feel you deserve them. You can’t make it to church every Sunday, you don’t have time to sit on a board, or you can’t afford to give. You just do what you can. There are a few here today, but where I run into this the most is around town. I can always tell, because they apologize, even though I’m not yelling.  All I have to do is exist, and people feel guilty. Because they’re not really apologizing to me.

If that’s you, then hear the good news in this story. You are welcome too. God’s kingdom is not just for super-saints. The-people-who-do-what-they-can still get a full day’s wage. There is good work to do here, necessary work that will bear fruit. Don’t let a misplaced sense of guilt stop you from doing what you can. And don’t ever let someone who’s been here longer get between you and God, or the work God has for you.

This is where it gets really interesting. The landowner goes out at noon, at three, and at five. Noon means no matter how fast they get there, they’re already doing less than half a day’s work. And five means they’re doing less than one hour of work before they go home. At this point, the landlord finally asks, ‘Why have you been standing here all day doing nothing?’  And they say, “Because no one hired us.” Which he knows is a lie because he’s was there at 6, at 9, at noon, at 3, and now at 5pm. They don’t have a job because they didn’t show up! But he just says, ‘You also go and work in my vineyard.’

One hour later, the foreman pays them. And the boss specifically says to pay the slackers first. Can’t you just see the early birds getting angrier and angrier? “I worked my tail off all day and I get the same as that schmuck who got up at the crack of noon? My shirt is sopping. He hasn’t even broken a sweat. That’s not fair!  And the boss says, “Fare is what you pay for the bus.”  Ok, not really. He says, “You’re getting exactly what you agreed to. As for the rest, it’s my money! Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you jealous because I am generous?

The story is really about the landowner. This is someone who values people more than his own time and money. This is someone who sees the need we all have for meaningful work. This is someone who sees the kids who need to eat, even though their dad is a slacker. This is someone who sees past our failures to our potential, who would rather restore than judge. That’s the kind of God we serve.

Or maybe it’s about the ones who showed up late. God is happy to hire us, but we have to show up. You can come at 6, at 9, at noon, at 3, even at 5. But at some point the sun is going to set. We’ve been offered life and purpose, but we still have to accept it. God is happy to pay us more than we deserve, but we still have to do the work.

Those are all true and good, but I think it’s mostly a special message for the early birds, the amazing 20%, the faithful few who do most of the work. You have everything. Everything they lack, you already have. You have drive. You have purpose. Your life has meaning. You have good work and generous wages. Isn’t that enough? When will you finally stop worrying about what everyone else has and enjoy what you have? Why are you letting someone else decide when you get to be happy? Because friends, let’s face it. In our heart of hearts, we all showed up at 5.

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First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on September 18, 2011.

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9-11: Still Angry? Here’s Your Get Out of Guilt Free Card


Every time a preacher starts talking about forgiveness, someone says, “Oh yeah? What about Osama? What about Hitler? What about pedophiles?  You want me to forgive them?” For some of you, this is not theoretical. It’s personal. You’ve seen evil up close. Even thinking about having to forgive makes you hurt inside. So don’t. I’m giving you my personal pastoral get out of guilt free card. My pastor says I can hate one truly evil person for free. I will give it to you, if you give me this in return: most of life is not a facedown with evil. Most of life looks more like this comic from xkcd.xkcd: Duty Calls

Can we all agree that some things really are evil, but most things are not? So it’s not “How can you forgive the unforgivable?”  The real life question is, “How do we live with each other without strangling each other?”

Look at Peter’s question. He doesn’t ask, “How many times should I forgive Caesar?” He wants to know, “How many times do I have to forgive my brother or sister.” Not Hitler, not Osama. My brother or sister, my spouse, my fellow church member. How many times should I forgive them?  Which of course really means, “As a Christian, what’s the minimum number of times I have to give someone a pass before I can unload on them?”  The rabbis said three. So Peter is really stretching here. He knows Jesus takes this stuff seriously, so Peter takes the usual 3, doubles it, and adds one to get 7, the number of perfection. “How forgiving do we have to be, Jesus?  How about double plus one? That’ll show ‘em.”

And Jesus says what?  Not seven, but seventy times seven. You want to be perfect? Be perfect times perfect. Forgiveness is not a scorecard, it’s a way of life. It’s who you are.  “But that’s ridiculous!  That’s impossible! That’s just plain wrong. What about maniacs, and pedophiles, and terrorists?” Jesus, as usual, tells a story.

We call it the Parable of the Unmerciful Servant.  We ought to call it the two-minute reality check. Most of the time, we’re not facing off with evil incarnate. Most of the time, it’s not about abuse or betrayal. Most of the time we’re upset over the moral equivalent of five bucks.

When you get angry, you body releases Adrenaline and Cortisol. When you’re fighting a bear, that’s awesome. Blood pressure, oxygen, and glucose levels jump. All secondary functions, like high-level rational thought, get shunted. Your senses, strength, and reflexes increase and your thoughts are laser focused on what’s immediately in front of you. You fight the bear, run away, and everything goes back to normal. No problem.

But what if you’re not fighting a bear? What if you get angry 14 times a day? What if you live in a near constant state of anger? Your blood pressure never drops. You can’t sleep, but you feel tired all the time. Your memory starts to slip.  Given enough time you will burn out your internal organs and shorten your life. In one study of almost 13,000 subjects, those with the highest levels of anger were three times more likely to have a heart attack, compared to the subjects with the lowest anger levels.

We need to change our perspective. The primary relationship is not between you and some idiot. The primary relationship is between you and God. Once you get the context right, everything else falls into place. What you believe changes your perspective, and your perspective changes how you treat everyone.

Yes, I said everyone. Even Hitler. Even Osama. Even the person that did that truly evil thing that you are still carrying around with you everywhere you go. Now, don’t get your back up. You still have your get out of guilt free card. I said it, and I meant it. This is not about guilt. I like you people, and forgiveness will help you stick around longer. It will also help you solve your problems better.

You know the most insane part of this entire thing? When we’re mad, we feel like we want to kill somebody, they don’t even know. And if they do know, most of them don’t even care! They’re wrong and they’re fine. We’re right, and we’re killing ourselves! How smart is that? Osama is dead. The 9/11 hijackers are dead. And yet a decade later and we still carry the anger and the fear. Brothers and sisters, they are not worthy of that much power. They are not worthy of that much attention. They are not worthy of that victory.

They wanted you dead, so live. They wanted you paralyzed by fear, so move forward. They wanted you enslaved, so be free. Forgiveness does all of those things. It allows you to step out of your anger, back into the land of rational thought that might actually solve the problem.

I just got attacked by a bear. I don’t want that happening again. What should I do now? Maybe I should get out of its den and stop harassing its cubs. Maybe I should build a fence to keep it out of my house. Maybe I should buy and gun and shoot it.

I have no idea. It’s an imaginary bear! But I do know we will never solve the problem as long as we’re stomping around saying, “I can’t believe that bear attacked me!  That’s not fair. Stupid bear.  I hate bears.”  As long as your anger is running your mind, your rational brain is off.

Our greatest enemy is not evil. It is the shortsightedness, apathy, and despair that stops good people from doing what they can to fix real problems. Do not let anger eat you. Let it motivate you. That’s why God gave it to you.

Your emotions are a compass. They point you in a direction. It completely defeats the purpose of the compass to sit in one spot and stare at it. Osama is an excuse. Hitler is a distraction. Because being angry at things lets us avoid the deeper work we need to do. The person we really have a hard time forgiving is… Yes! It doesn’t matter how powerless or innocent we are. We will find a way to make it our fault.

My husband beats me. Well I guess I shouldn’t have made him mad. My wife belittles me, well I guess I shouldn’t be so stupid. My parents got divorced. I guess I should have been a better kid. Someone I love died and I’m still alive. But it should have been me. How in the world do I forgive myself for that?

Remember the parable? The person we’re shaking down for five dollars is us! We are we holding ourselves to a higher standard than God.  God’s Son walked among us, and his consistent message from word one was, “God loves you.” And when we killed him for telling the truth and being good to people, his last words were “Father, forgive them. They don’t know what they do.” Let. It. Go.

Yes, it is hard. Yes, it’s possible. He proved it, and so has every saint through history that followed his example. Forgiveness is a kingdom life skill, and you learn it the same way you learn anything else: by practicing. Change your perspective and practice every day. If you need help getting started, this church is full of people who are willing to annoy you. And the beauty of it is most of them actually mean well, so it’s a great place to begin. Hold onto that card as long as you need it, so you can learn to let it go.

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First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on September 11, 2011.
Text: Matthew 18:21-35

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You Control You: Identity and Victory

I love the Bible, but…

Never thought you’d hear your pastor say that, eh? I love the Bible, but some passages are difficult.  I’m not talking about vocabulary. I’m not even talking about the teaching. I’m talking about certain verses that I understand clearly. I just don’t like what they say.

Take today’s reading. Is it just me, or does Jesus seem like a jerk? This lady comes to him for help, and he calls her a dog. First he ignores her. Then he says, “I didn’t come for you people.  I came only for the lost sheep of Israel.” This is not the savior I signed up for.

It is, however, a perfect fit for his times. Rabbis of his day did not associate with foreigners, and especially not women.  If you dig through some older Jewish Orthodox prayer books, you can still find the prayer, “Thank you lord, that you did not make me a non-Jew, that you did not make me a slave, that you did not make me a woman.”  Don’t grumble at me. I didn’t write it!

That’s the culture Jesus lived in. When his enemies wanted to challenge him, they brought him a woman caught in adultery. Last time I checked it takes two, but the Pharisees only brought the woman. When his disciples found Jesus talking with the Samaritan woman at the well, they didn’t say, “Why are you talking to a Samaritan?” They said, “Why are you talking with that woman?” So, if Jesus is being sexist or racist, he’s only acting just like a normal first century rabbi.

When a Roman soldier asked Jesus to heal his son, Jesus talked to him, offered to come to his house, and publicly applauded the man’s faith. But when this woman asks for the same thing, he gives her a hard time. It doesn’t make sense! Or maybe it does, and I just don’t like it.

Our other text today offers a possible solution. How many of you have seen the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?  Exactly, you know the story. This is right at the end, when Joseph finally meets his brothers, only now they’re starving and he’s the prince of Egypt.

Joseph says, “Don’t be distressed or angry with yourselves for selling me here, because it was to save lives that God sent me ahead of you… So then, it was not you who sent me here, but God.” Betrayed, beaten, sold as a slave, falsely accused, thrown in jail, and now he says, “It was not you who sent me here, but God.”

You heard me tell the kids that this story is about you controlling you. You can’t control what happens, but you can control how you react.  That’s true. It’s powerful advice, which is why you’ll hear it from self-help gurus and motivational speakers.  If that’s all you hear today, it will do you good.  But there’s more.

Is Joseph really the hero of the story?  Yeah, he’s clearly the protagonist who succeeds against all odds. But let’s reframe the question. Does Joseph secure his own victory? No. The unseen hand of God guides the entire story, planting the seed of victory in the very first chapter, when he gives Joseph prophetic dreams and the ability to interpret. It was the dreams that catapulted Joseph from the prison floor to the throne room.

This is going to sound strange, but I think it’s true. Joseph doesn’t win. He repeatedly avoids defeat.  This story could have ended horribly at any time if Joseph had just given up.  All he had to do was quit working so hard, quit trying to be good, quit dreaming, or quit living.  The whole world was against him. It would have been so easy to quit. Defeat was always completely within his reach. He just didn’t accept it. How did he do it?

How did the martyrs hold on to their faith?  How did the saints of old succeed when so many others failed? It’s about identity. If you haven’t heard of Henri Nouwen, look him up. He’s an amazing writer, one of the greats of our time. He has this to say about identity:

“Over the years, I have come to realize that the greatest trap in our life is not success, popularity, or power, but self-rejection…When we have come to believe in the voices that call us worthless and unlovable, then success, popularity, and power are easily perceived as attractive solutions. The real trap, however, is self-rejection. As soon as someone accuses me or criticizes me, as soon as I am rejected, left alone, or abandoned, I find myself thinking, “Well, that proves once again that I am a nobody.” … [My dark side says,] I am no good… I deserve to be pushed aside, forgotten, rejected, and abandoned. Self-rejection is the greatest enemy of the spiritual life because it contradicts the sacred voice that calls us the “Beloved.” Being the Beloved constitutes the core truth of our existence.”

Brennan Manning says: “Define yourself radically as one beloved by God. This is the true self. Every other identity is illusion.”  As a pastor it is tempting to me, to try to convince to you center your identity in the church.  Obviously, there’s some self-serving going on there. But it’s a strong temptation specifically because it does you good too. It does us all good.

Imagine we’re all over in London right now, and there are rioters running through our neighborhoods stealing what’s valuable and burning what’s not.  Who do you think is going to do better?  The person who is out there alone, or the one whose identity is grounded in a committed group?

We don’t have to wonder. We already know. London’s Green Street is a high-end shopping district. Over 200 retail showrooms including jewelry stores. Sounds like a prime target, right?  Nope.  Because hundreds of Asians, the friends and family of local shop owners, stood together and sent those looters running.  On Kingsland High Street, it was the Turkish community standing strong. You might have heard about the three men that got run down by a car in Birmingham? Their neighbors called them heroes for defending their neighborhood. They were Pakistani.

Are you sensing a pattern here? Identity beats chaos. Random anger can cause a lot of damage, but tight-knit community pulls people through. It’s the moral of every great sports movie. Random individuals become a team. They work through their hang-ups, learn to rely on each other, and succeed against all odds. Together, we are building something to survive whatever may come.

As beautiful as that is, it is not the goal.  Remember, “Define yourself radically as one beloved by God. This is the true self. Every other identity is illusion.” Which may be the solution to our very first problem. Is it possible that this woman knows exactly who Jesus is? Is it possible that her identity is secure enough that there is even room for laughter? She asks for help, and he pretends to be just like any other rabbi. But she doesn’t quit. His disciples try to send her away, but she doesn’t quit. Jesus says “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs.” And she contradicts him! “Yes it is! Even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their master’s table.”

Jesus just got done teaching “his people” about real faith that comes from the heart, and his holy people rejected his teaching. Well, if the kids are too stuck up to eat the meal, what do you do? Give it to the dogs! She takes the racial slur and turns it into a badge of honor because her identity is not grounded in what anyone else thinks. Her value is not lessened by what anyone else says. She can face what comes because while everyone else was arguing, she was listening.

So when the rabbi ignores her, she is brave to approach. When the disciples shoo her away, she is undaunted. When he spouts the usual tripe about Jews and Gentiles, she calls him on it, because her identity is rooted in the radical, relentless love of God. And at that moment, her daughter was healed.

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First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on August 14, 2011.
Texts: Matthew 15:10-28

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Get Out of the Boat


If you grew up in church, I imagine you’ve heard quite a few sermons about Peter’s brief attempt at water walking.  Most of the ones I’ve heard something like this: “Peter should have kept his eyes on Jesus. He got distracted by the noise and rush of the world. Don’t be like Peter.” But I say, our lives and our world would be better if we all acted more like Peter.

Jesus sends his disciples ahead of him. He tells them to cross the sea. They called it a sea. We’d call it a lake. 13 miles long. 8 miles wide. But here it is, night, and they’re only halfway to the other side. A storm came up, and the wind is right in their face. Their master said to cross, so they don’t quit. They row all night long, and now the dawn is about to break and here comes Jesus walking to them across the water. They’re wet. They’re exhausted. They’re frustrated. This is just the last straw. They cannot believe what they’re seeing, so they have to come up with another explanation. “It’s a ghost!”

Jesus says “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” In Greek, it actually reads “I am.”  Take heart. I am. Does that sound familiar to you? When Moses asked God “Who shall I say sent me?” God answered. “I am what I am. Tell them I AM sent you.”  Take heart. I am. Don’t be afraid.

But the disciples don’t answer. They’re still afraid. They speak when they should be silent and stay silent when they should speak. But Peter? Peter says, “Lord, if it’s you, ask me to come out there with you.” Which, when you think about it, is just about the worst proof-test ever.

Keeping watch in a trench

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Imagine we’re back in WWI, in the trenches on the western front. It’s late at night, edging toward morning. You’ve been on guard duty all night. You’re tired and hungry, but you have a job to do, so you keep watch. And out of the mist, you see someone moving toward the line. “Don’t shoot, it’s me!” It sounds a bit like Captain Smith, and it looks though the haze like it might be Captain Smith. So, what do you say?

Exactly!  “If it’s really you, what’s the password?  What’s my hometown? Who plays third base for the Yankees?” You could come up with a hundred good questions to ask. You know what you wouldn’t say?  Not in a million years? “Hey cap, if it’s really you. Call me out there into no-man’s land with you.” What if it’s not really the captain? What if it’s just some German with a good accent? You’d be toast!

It’s not like people in Bible times were stupid. When Jesus was on trial before Herod, He said, “If you really are the Son of God, do a miracle for me.” The soldiers that blindfolded him and beat him said, “If you’re really a prophet, then prophecy. Tell us who just hit you.” When he was hanging on the cross the people said, “If you’re really the messiah, come down. If you’re the savior, save yourself.”

But Peter says, “Lord, if it’s you, tell me to come to you on the water.” We’re stepping into interpretation now, but the only way I can read it this story so it makes sense is like this: Jesus comes walking through the storm, and the disciples say “This is terrifying!”  But Peter says, “That looks awesome!”

He has enough faith in himself to trust his eyes. He’s just as tired and frustrated as everyone else, but he looks through the fear and the exhaustion to the one he knows. He’s seen Jesus do miracles before. Is walking on walking on water beyond the power of one who can heal the sick, or feed the 5000?

The question isn’t, “Is this really Jesus?” or “Is this really possible?” The question is, “Did Jesus really mean it when he said this life is for us?” So Peter lays down the gutsiest challenge. “If the Jesus I know, the messiah, miracle worker, and Son of God, the one who loves me, if that Jesus is walking on water, I want to do it too.” And his trust in his teacher is so great, that when Jesus calls, Peter steps over the side.

If you’re looking for a moral here, try that one. It was faith that enabled Peter to ask the question. And the very next thing that happens, the very next step, requires greater faith, because he has to step off the boat. The next step requires greater faith, because he has to put his weight on both feet. The next step requires greater faith, because he has to let go of the boat. The next step requires greater faith, because he has to face the storm. How’s that for a moral? You are never done. Faith is about becoming. We’re all worried about getting into heaven someday. God’s worried about changing lives today.

wooden boat

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You’re a seeker. Great. Get out of the boat. You’re a believer. Great. Get out of the boat. You’re a lifelong believer, and you do good works, and you tithe a tenth of your income, and you run a soup kitchen out of your actual kitchen, and you pray so much people can actually see your halo?  Great!  Get out of the boat. Because where ever you are, whoever you are, God has more to give you, more for you to receive, more for you to become.

You know what happens next, right? This is the part everyone wants to talk about. Peter fails. He looks away. He gets distracted. He gets scared. He starts to sink. Brothers and Sisters, this is not a warning. This is a guarantee. If you try to live a faithful life, if you trust God enough to step out of the boat, you will get distracted. You will get scared. You will sink. It will happen. And when it happens, be like Peter.

He doesn’t swim back. He reaches forward. “Lord, save me!” Even his failure is an act of faith. Call out to Jesus, reach out your hand and lean on him. He can take it! Keep your eyes on him and hold on tight. Once you’re safe, you know what you do next? You follow where he leads, even if it’s out into another storm.

Peter isn’t a warning. He’s an example. When preachers tell the story, they might poke fun, and if Peter were here he’d probably laugh. But looking back, I bet he remembered that day for the rest of his life as the day he walked on water. And I bet all the other disciples remembered it too, as the day they stayed in the boat.

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First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on August 7, 2011.
Texts: Matthew 14:22-33

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It’s the End of the World! Or not…

That was awkward

I have good news and bad news.  The good news is the rapture was supposed to happen yesterday, and we’re all still here!

The bad news is… we’re all still here.

All the people that ditched church today get a free pass, because you never know. At least not until we see them in church again, and then let the guilt trips begin!

I’m kidding. Why wait until next week? Call them up after church. “Just checking to see if you’d been raptured, since we didn’t see you in church this morning.”

That’s only funny because some little church lady somewhere is having that exact conversation right now.

E. Stanley Jones was a Methodist missionary who knew Mahatma Gandhi. When the Rev. Dr. Jones asked Gandhi what Christian missionaries could do to reach India, Gandhi said, “I love your Christ, but I dislike your Christianity. First, I would suggest that all of you Christians live more like Jesus Christ. Second, I would suggest that you practice your Christianity without adulterating it. The anomalous situation is that most of us would be equally shocked to see Christianity doubted or put into practice…” Did you catch that last line?  Gandhi said the people of India would be just as shocked to see us doubt our faith as to see us actually live it.

Our reading today is about someone who took his faith seriously, so seriously that he was willing to die for it. The church honors Stephen as the first martyr, and often holds him up as an example, but today I’m offering a different interpretation. My advice this morning is, don’t be like Stephen. Don’t get stoned. Good advice no matter which way you take it.

The disciples, guided by the Holy Spirit, chose Stephen as the leader of the first Deacons. Scripture says he was full of God’s grace and power. He performed wonders among the people and taught all who would listen about God’s love. Whenever someone argued with him, scripture says they could not stand against him because the Spirit gave him wisdom as he spoke.  So far so good. Go and do likewise and the world will be a better place.

But if you do, expect trouble. The powers that be benefit from the way things are. Run around freeing slaves and shining light in dark corners, and you undercut their power. You take money from their pockets. And just because you’re trying to live sin-free doesn’t mean anyone else agreed to play fair.

Stephen’s enemies met secretly. They planted false witnesses. Same thing happened to Jesus. Everybody loves Jesus, right? Jesus loves everyone. He makes wine for weddings and forgives the adulterous woman. He eats with terrorists and tax agents. Everyone loves Jesus… Well, obviously not everybody or they wouldn’t have killed him. You know what they said about him? “He’s a glutton and a drunk. He hangs out with a bad crowd.”

Don’t think it will be any different for you. They will take your actions and twist them. They will take your words out of context and put new ones in your mouth. If you honestly try to live like Jesus, like Stephen tried to do, they will crucify you. Metaphorically, hopefully.

So far, no problems. Follow the example of Stephen up until this point, because up until this point he has followed the example of Christ. But then he does the one thing Christians are so prone to do, and it almost never turns out well. He starts to preach.

Actually, he tells a story. Which, if you have to preach, is not a bad way to go. He tells a story they already know, which is a great way to build rapport. He tells them their own story, because remember, he’s a Jew too. He’s establishing common ground, very smart.

But he takes the story, and adds little twists, little jabs. It’s all in what part of the story you emphasize, right? He says, “the patriarchs were jealous of Joseph, they sold him as a slave into Egypt. But God was with him and rescued him from all his troubles.” No big deal. It’s not a nice thing to say about the patriarchs, but it’s true.

Stephen continues, “When Moses was forty, he decided to visit his people. He saw one being mistreated by an Egyptian, so he went to his defense and killed the Egyptian. Moses thought his own people would realize God was using him to rescue them, but they did not. The next day Moses saw two Israelites  fighting. He tried to stop them, “You’re brothers! Save it for the real enemy.” But the man pushed Moses aside and said, ‘Who made you ruler and judge? Are you going to kill me too?’ So Moses fled to Midian, where he live as a foreigner and had two sons.

So the Jews rejected their greatest hero. He lived in a foreign land, married a foreign woman, and had half-breed babies. At this point in the sermon, people are probably starting to get uncomfortable. It’s all true, but that’s part of the story you usually skip. Stephen keeps pushing. “This is the same Moses who told the Israelites, ‘God will raise up a prophet like me from your own people.’… “But our ancestors refused to obey him.” Then he brings up the Golden Calf, the most embarrassing story in the entire history of Israel, and he waves it in their faces. He has their complete attention.

Then closes with a killer twist. He springs the trap. “You stiff-necked people! Your hearts and ears are still uncircumcised. You are just like your ancestors: You always resist the Holy Spirit! Was there ever a prophet your ancestors did not persecute? They even killed those who predicted the coming of the Righteous One. And now you have betrayed and murdered him…”

It’s an amazing sermon. And it got him killed. Jesus stood silent before his accusers, but Stephen had to preach. Jesus said love your enemies, but Stephen used his eloquence to rub their faces in their own guilt.

You could make an argument that Stephen was speaking by the power of the Spirit, that a message of guilt was exactly what they needed to hear before they could repent. To support that argument you could point to Stephen’s vision. Why would God grant him a vision of heaven if he wasn’t doing God’s will?

That’s possible.  But it’s also possible that Stephen’s vision is proof that no matter what mess you’ve gotten yourself into, God is there with you. No matter how badly your best intentions have mangled God’s message of love, God’s love is still true for you.

We have all said one thing and done another, and we will all do it again. That’s a problem, but we make it worse when we speak as if this self-evident fact weren’t obvious.  The problem doubles when we speak with such arrogant, self-righteous certainty.

“You stiff-necked people,” Stephen says, “Was there ever a prophet your ancestors didn’t persecute?” As if he weren’t a Jew, as if those weren’t his ancestors. As if he bore no guilt. If he was so certain that Jesus was the Christ, then why did his savior have to die alone? It’s not like it was hard to get crucified. All he had to do was speak up. Jesus could have died with a friend at his right hand instead of a thief.  But he didn’t.

Every time we stay silent in the face of evil, we condone it. And every time we speak with self-righteous certainty, our own words condemn us. One of my favorite preachers, Brennan Manning,  put it this way: “The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips and walk out the door and deny Him by their lifestyle.”

Ghandi went a step further. Remember, he said they would be equally shocked to see us doubt our faith as to actually live it. The problem isn’t just hypocrisy, it’s arrogance.

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This is why humor plays such a large role in what we try to do here. Our ad in the paper says, “We take God seriously, not ourselves” because humor is the opposite of self-righteousness. Humor shines a light on things everyone else wants to ignore. Humor deflates pride, especially our own, and humor is our best chance to win our enemies instead of just yelling at them.

The real tragedy of this end times rapture prediction is not that it failed. The real tragedy is that for a surprising number of people it came true. For them, world ended at 6pm local time. They had one more day to make things right, and most of them blew it. Those who remain should take that as a warning, but we won’t because some preacher was certain he was right and turned the whole thing into a joke.

Next time someone predicts the end of the world, remember this. The unified witness of scripture is clear and simple. No one knows the day or the hour, only that it comes. One day, the wrong will be put right. Life will conquer death. Love will defeat hate. One day, each of us will answer for our lives, for the words we spoke and the ones we didn’t. We can pretend that day isn’t coming. Or we can start living the life God promised us now.  What are you waiting for?

Closing Prayer: Every time we stay silent in the face of evil, we condone it. And every time we speak with self-righteous certainty, our own words condemn us. Lord forgive us where we have failed, by what we have done, or left undone, and by the power of your Spirit, lead us in new and right paths for your name’s sake.

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First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on May 23, 2011.
Texts:  Acts 6-8:1
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Is it just me, or is God nuts?

Creative Commons LicenseA Sermon for the Second Sunday in Lent
First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on March 20, 2011.
Texts: Genesis 12:1-9 and John 3:1-21


By show of hands, who has seen the movie, The Gods Must Be Crazy? For those of you who have yet to see this delightful movie, here’s the nutshell. A tribe of nomadic Africans is living a wonderful, happy life, when a passing pilot drops a Coke bottle out the window of his airplane. The tribe discovers the mysterious object and quickly learns that you can use it as a tool, a toy, or an instrument. They call it a gift from the gods. But there’s only one bottle. It can’t be a tool, a toy, and an instrument at the same time. In the ensuing argument, they discover it also makes a good weapon. The main character decides, “If this is a gift from the gods, the gods must be crazy.” So, for the good of his people, he’s going on a quest. He’s going to walk to the edge of the world and throw the Coke bottle off, give it back to the gods. He sets out on his quest, bumps into the modern world, and that’s when things get interesting. The question the movie raises is common to us all, “What do we do when God doesn’t make sense?”

First, recognize that we’re in good company. Bill Cosby has an amazing sketch about Noah…

Noah wasn’t the only Biblical character to wonder if God was nuts. How about Hosea? God told him to marry an unfaithful woman. Mr. Prophet of God had to go down to the hooker store and pick out a wife. And I can’t even tell you what he named the kids. I’m not allowed to use that kind of language in church.

How about Jeremiah? His country is about to fall, the enemy is at the gate and God says, “Go buy some land. This is a great investment. Get the notary. Sign the deed. This land is going to be worth something someday.”

How about Gideon? He’s about to fight a battle, and God says, “Your army is too big. Send some of them home. Nope, still too many. Send more home. Are any scared? Got kids at home? Send them home too. How many are left? 300? Perfect.”

How about Moses? He needs a sign, a miracle he can do to prove God is real. So God teaches him how to turn his staff into a snake. But when he gets there and does the miracle, no one is impressed. Turns out magicians in Egypt have been doing that trick for years.

Person after person in the Bible meets God and walks away shaking their head. “This doesn’t make sense. How can God ask me to do this? Is God nuts?” Then we look up from our Bibles and look around at the world. A kid from Fennville puts up the winning shot and then dies. Katrina, Haiti, Christchurch, Japan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya. What’s going on here?

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C.S. Lewis wrote a little book called A Grief Observed. It records his process of grieving after his wife died of cancer. He says that through it all it seemed clear in his mind that God existed, but he wondered if maybe God was more like a kid burning ants with a magnifying glass than a loving, omnipotent father. Maybe God is real, he just doesn’t like us much. We all wonder sometimes. Is it just us, or is God nuts? Here’s the good news. It’s us!

Why does it seem sometimes like God doesn’t make sense? I’ll give you three reasons. 1. Because he’s about to do something impossible. Can you imagine the conversations that took place after Abram met with God?

Abram walks in, “Honey, we need to talk. God spoke to me today, and God says we need to pack up our entire house, and move.” And she says, “Right. Where are we going?”  “I don’t know. God said he’d tell us when we got there.” He’s 75 when they leave, he’s 100 when the get there. And when they get there the land is full of big people with armies. Sarah says, “Why are we doing this again?” “Because God says he’s going to give us all this land.” “Right. And how exactly is that going to happen?” “You’re going to have a son and I’m going to be the father of a great nation, more descendants than you can count.” “Let me get this straight. We pack up everything to move somewhere, it takes 25 years to get here because you won’t ask for directions, and now we’re supposed to do the wild thing? Am I on Candid Camera?”

God’s not nuts. He’s just about to do something that’s impossible. You could never do it. And until God tells you, you could never imagine it. So it’s completely normal that it would seem insane. From your perspective, it is. But you’re not God. That’s option 1.

Option 2. Why doesn’t God make sense? Because God makes perfect sense; you just don’t want to know. Let’s look at our text from John chapter 3. Nikodemus is a Pharisee, a preacher. But not just a Pharisee. He’s a member of the ruling council, the Sanhedrin. He’s a big shot. So answer me something. Why is Mr. Big shot sneaking around at night? And look what he says. “We know you’re from God…”  We. He doesn’t even speak for himself. He lacks the courage of his own convictions. He want to follow Jesus from the sidelines, at night, in secret.  But Jesus doesn’t play that game. He says you have to be born again.

Now this is an interpretation, so you don’t have to believe me, but my read on this is that Nikodemus is playing dumb.  “Surely, an old man can’t climb back into his mother’s womb.” First off, eww. And second, what kind of stupid question is that?

So Jesus unloads a mini-sermon on him, including the most popular verse of all time, John 3:16. But for our purposes today, I’d rather you focus on verse 19 and following.

“This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed.”

Remember, he’s preaching this to a leader who approached him in the middle of the night. “But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.”

Sometimes we know exactly what God wants to do. We just don’t want to do it. As C.S. Lewis said in his Chronicles of Narnia, “The problem with trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you often succeed.” That’s option 2.

Option 3. Why doesn’t God make sense? Because you’re in the middle of a story that you didn’t write. History only looks tidy and predictable 500 years out. Up close, it’s a mess. We look at the American Revolution and think, wow those Brits were out of touch. Did they seriously believe they could own the intire world and no one would say no?  But up close it wasn’t obvious at all. When they signed the Declaration of Independence, Benjamin Franklin said that now, “We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.” They had no clue how it would all turn out? What does that mean for us?

For starter it means don’t be surprised. Look at the heroes of faith.  Look at the life of Jesus. If that’s how the world treats the prophets and the saints, if that’s how the world treats the Son of God, why act surprised? Expect it and accept it, and you’ll be moving forward while everyone else is still in shock wondering how this could happen.

On the other hand, don’t pretend like it’s ok. The saints complained. Jesus wept. The Psalms contain every human emotion from joy to black rage. We have an entire book in the Old Testament called Lamentations. By pretending everything is fine, all we do is cut ourselves off from the people who want to help us. This is your family. They want to laugh and cry and dance with you, and help you up when life knocks you down, but they can’t when you pretend it’s all fine.

But what if the problem isn’t in your life? Maybe it’s someone else’s life that exploded. When you step into that situation from the outside, don’t act like you know how their story goes. As a pastor, I’ve been part of a lot of funerals, and I’ve heard some doozies.

“God just needed another angel in heaven.” Really? I need my angel too. “God has a plan, you know.” Really? That plan sucks. “He’s in a better place.” Really? You know what a better place would be? Right here!

If they want to claim that story by faith, that’s their choice, but don’t push it on them. Your job is not to tell them what to think or how feel. Your job is sympathize. Sym-pathos – to suffer with them. You don’t have to have the answers. You be there. That means something.

If you’re the kind that needs to do something, or if you’re not able to be with them, then offer something specific and tangible that you can do that will make their life easier. “I can take the kids to a movie next Friday, take their minds off things for a bit, if that would be helpful.” A specific and tangible offer.

Lastly, don’t give up. You are in the middle of a journey. You are surrounded by good travel companions. And you have enough light to take the next step. So keep moving forward.

Noah floated. Hosea raised family. The kids had weird names, but he loved them. Jeremiah never redeemed his property, but his people sure did. Gideon won the battle. Moses set his people free. Sarah had a son, and she named him Laughter. Abraham became the father of a nation. And despite the scorn, the abuse, and the attacks of enemy after enemy, generation after generation, they are still here. Your story is just beginning, and even if this part doesn’t make sense, the author still holds the pen, and he’s already told us how the story ends.

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Lent: Let’s get miserable!

Creative Commons LicenseA Sermon for the First Sunday in Lent
First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on March 13, 2011.
Texts: Psalm 32 and Genesis 2:15-3:21
Lent has to be the worst marketing ploy in the history of the Christian Church. Just imagine it. The Pope calls an emergency meeting of his cardinals in his secret Pope room and says, “Guys, we got a problem. Attendance is down. Giving is down. We need a way to recharge the faithful. Now, who’s got an idea?”

“I have one! Let’s put a sign in every church that says, ‘Beatings will continue until morale improves.’”

“No, Spain already tried that. It didn’t work so well.”

“How about we fine people for not showing up at church. And if they can’t pay the fine, we’ll throw them in jail until they make enough money to pay up.”

“No. England did that already. Come on, something original.”

“I’ve got one! Let’s do Lent!”

“What’s a Lent?”

“It’s forty days of prayer and fasting in preparation for Easter. Extra church services, no meat, and we’ll tell everyone to give something up so they can focus on God. Count back from Easter 40 days. Don’t count Sundays. That means we’ll kick off on Wednesday with a ceremony of ashes, symbolizing repentance.”

“Sounds great. Let’s do it!”

You all know how it turned out, right? The preachers told their congregations to prepare for 40 days of prayer and fasting starting Ash Wednesday. So the people did the only reasonable thing. They crammed 40 days worth of partying into Tuesday. Great plan, guys. Way to honor Jesus with beer, babes, and beads.

And can somebody please explain the logic behind Fish Fries on Friday? “No meat? No problem. We’ll eat fish instead.” Whoever came up with that little loophole deserves to work for Goldman Sachs.

Try explaining Lent to your neighbors.  “Well, it works like this. Think of something you really love to do, something you do a lot. And you make a promise never to do that at all for forty days.  Sound like fun?”

And yet, we still do it. I sat in my office this week, thinking about what I should give up for Lent. And you know the first thing that sprang to my mind? Hot dogs. Every Wednesday night, I have hot dogs, and not just regular hot dogs. I get two steaming hot 1/3 lb. all-beef franks, piled high with Chicago-style fixings, on bed of crispy golden french fries. I love my wife’s cooking, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I look forward to Wednesday night.

So I’m thinking about Lent and the first thing that pops in my mind is hot dogs. You know what the second thing was?

“No way!”

I love hot dogs! I wrote this sermon on hot dogs! Forty days? You gotta be kidding me. And then I think, “What? Jesus died for me, and I can’t give up hot dogs?” So now I’m stuck either way. Either I lose my hot dogs, or I feel guilty for forty days! Who’s dumb idea was this?

As a marketing ploy, Lent makes New Coke look like a good idea. But as a discipline, it’s gold. We talked last week about what Charlie Sheen and Jesus Christ have in common. Namely, that they’re both human. The way we lift up celebrities is a twisted shadow of the way we put Jesus on a pedestal. We miss the fact that he had fears and doubts, just like us. He was fully human. He identified with us completely, so that we could identify with him. We are to be little Christ’s. As he was for us, we are to be for others. Which is fully true, but it’s not the whole story.

Many scholars believe that the word Christian was first used by our enemies as a way to mock us. “Oh look at them. They think they’re little Christs, mini messiahs running around saving the world.” In fact, that “ianos” ending that they stuck on the end of Christ, Christ-ianos can have another connotation, slave of Christ. As in, “Look at them. They don’t think for themselves. They’re just little slaves of Christ. ‘Yes, master. Whatever you say, master.’” And the Christians said, “Thank you. That’s perfect.”

There’s online web-comic that I really enjoy. It’s called The Order of the Stick. The main characters are little stick figures who know they’re in a Dungeons and Dragons roll-playing game. One of the characters is a very devout follower of Thor, whose is name is Durkon. In one of my very favorite scenes, Durkon gets in over his head. He’s incapacitated in a dungeon full of monsters that want to eat him for supper. So he looks down at his little necklace that says WWTD, and thinks to himself, “What would Thor do?”

And in his little thought bubble, Thor steps down from the sky and says, “With my ultimate power of the thunders, I, Thor, smash this entire dungeon to shattered ruins, each piece no larger than a man’s fist. Then, I return to Asgard to woo goddesses and drink an ocean’s worth of beer. Huzzah!” And Durkon says, “Somehow, that “W.W.T.D” thing is never really as applicable to my situation as it’s supposed to be.”

Try as we might, there are things Jesus did that we can’t do. Jesus healed the sick. He touched the outcast. He fed the hungry. He humbled the mighty, and died on the cross an innocent man. I can’t even give up hot dogs!

People complain about hypocrisy in the church, but that’s not the real reason people reject Christianity. Hypocrisy is everywhere. If you’re waiting for a perfect club to join, you’re going to be looking a long time. And when you find it, they’re not going to let you in. Hypocrisy is just the convenient excuse. Who’s in favor of hypocrisy?

No, the real reason is that we hate coming to the table as anything less than equals. Jesus is the great physician, the good shepherd. He’s here for the lost and the hurting. Grace implies a benefactor. Forgiveness implies a wrong. The graffiti on the wall says, “Jesus Saves.” And in our hearts we reply, “From what?”

That’s where our Psalmist is. He tries to keep silent, doesn’t want to ask forgiveness. But he says that in his silence it’s as if his bones are on fire. He’s sapped of strength, as if God were pressing him down. So he changes his mind, and the song becomes a prayer.

“You are my hiding place. You always fill my heart with songs of deliverance. Whenever I am afraid, I will trust in you. I will trust in you. Let the weak say, ‘I am strong in the strength of the Lord.’ I will trust in you.”

And God responds. He says, “I will instruct you and teach you. I will lead you with my eye.” How do you lead someone with your eye? The second half of the couplet explains, “Don’t be like a mule that needs a bit and bridle.” God does not use force to control us. We are children of the king, not beasts of burden. We are co-heirs with Christ, citizens of the Kingdom of God, and it’s high time we acted like it.

There’s a lot of argument over Genesis. Is it a literal 7 days, or is it metaphorical? Frankly, I don’t care, because for preaching purposes, it doesn’t matter which way you read it. The point of the story is the same. Adam and Eve don’t want to be disobedient. They want to be like God, knowing good and evil.

And what’s the immediate result? 1. They feel shame at their own bodies. 2. They hide from God. 3. Adam blames Eve. Eve blames the snake. 4. An animal has to die so they can have skins for clothes. The point of the story is that sin breaks our relationship with ourselves, with each other, with God, and with nature. Sin is a tangling vine that starts as a seed, grows into a prison, and ends in death. If you eat this fruit, you will surely die, not immediately die, but surely.

Lent may be horrible marketing, but it’s great discipline, because it all comes from here. As your pastor, I don’t get to choose what habit you give up, or what new one you start. What am I going to do, check up on you? It all happens here.

We give something up, or start something new, and in the process we learn something about ourselves, about how we treat other people, about our relationship with God, about the hold that mere things have over us, and the carelessness with which we treat the world we’ve been given. It’s a great discipline, because it only takes 40 days to realize we don’t have it all together. We really could use a good shepherd, or a great physician. It’s a great discipline, because the only way God can lead you with his eye is if you keep your eyes on God.

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What do Charlie Sheen and Jesus Christ Have in Common?

Creative Commons LicenseA Sermon for Transfiguration Sunday
First preached at First Congregational Church of Saugatuck on March 6, 2011.
Texts: Matthew 17:1-9 and Exodus 24:12-18
Wordle: What do Charlie Sheen and Jesus Christ have in common?

Charlie Sheen. The man is a walking train wreck. In case you’ve somehow managed to miss this story, Mr. Sheen went on a few drug-induced benders recently, causing the hiatus of his sitcom. That would have been enough for media attention, but he’s gone on an unashamed, I’m a winner, you’re just jealous, viral media crazy-blitz.

Everyone makes mistakes, but most of us don’t go and crow about it on talk radio the next day, and then on Good Morning America, and then on the Today Show, and then on CNN, and then an interview with that most respected of all world news outlets, TMZ. And just when you think it’s over, he says something even crazier, like: “I’m an F-18, bro.” Or “These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.” Yes, you heard that right. Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of Charlie Sheen’s saber. Train wreck, in slow motion, with instant replay.

So here’s the big question of the day. What do Charlie Sheen and Jesus Christ have in common? I’m no Letterman, so I could only come up with a Top Five. (Many thank to Jerry Donovan for his help!)

5.   Jesus creates miraculous amounts of alcohol; Charlie consumes miraculous amounts of alcohol.

4.   Both speak in metaphors difficult to translate into English.

3.   Jesus makes great wine. Charlie just whines.

2.   Neither sees anything wrong with hanging out with hookers.

1.   One of them is God’s gift to the world, the other thinks he is.

Kidding aside, I think Jesus and Charlie do have something in common. We have a problem, us 21st century Christians. We read this book, and we love it so much, and we respect the people in it so much that we have a hard time identifying with them. All great literature is about identifying with the character. You recognize yourself in Tom Sawyer or Atticus Finch. They’re complete fiction, yet you see something in them that you want to be. Great fiction is the lie that tells the truth.

So look at our text today, the transfiguration. Who are the characters in the scene? Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Peter, James and John. Six characters, and we identify with none of them. Jesus walked on water. Moses walked through the Red Sea. Elijah called down fire from the sky. What did you do last week? I got stuck in three inches of slush! I can’t compete with these guys.

It reminds me, in a small way, of how we deify celebrities. We put them up on a pedestal, as if they were role models. They’re not role models. They’re pretty people who are good pretending to be someone they’re not. Which is good, because that’s pretty much what we expect them to do 24/7.

No falls off a pedestal. We put them up there, and then we rip it out from under them. It feels good to have someone to look up to, someone to follow. It frees us from the responsibility of defining ourselves. As good as that feels, it feels so much better to look down on them afterward. It proves that you’re a better person. “I may be messed up, but I’m no Charlie Sheen.”

It’s never really about them; they’re just the backdrop for our story. They are the measuring stick we use to inspire or comfort ourselves. We forget… well that’s not really accurate, we willfully choose to ignore, that they’re human.

Back to our text. Why are Moses and Elijah in this story? The short answer is that Moses represents the Law and Elijah the prophets. Together, they symbolize the entire Old Testament. Remember, Jesus didn’t come to break the Old Testament. He loves his Hebrew Scriptures. He wants to fulfill the Hebrew Scriptures. Moses and Elijah need to be here to show the continuation of their work in his ministry. But I think there’s more to it than that. They’re here on this mountaintop for a reason. Both of these men have stood on the mountaintop.

Moses stood on Mount Sinai, and received the tablets of the law. The cloud descended on the mountaintop. God spoke from the cloud, and thunder rolled down toward the people. When Moses came down, his face glowed with reflected glory, and they were so terrified they made him cover his face.

Elijah stood on Mount Carmel. He faced down 450 prophets of Baal. God answered his prayer with a fire so hot that it burnt the wood, the offering, the water, the stones, and scorched the earth. When he came down off that mountain he ran ahead of the king’s chariot all the way to Jezreel.

They’ve been on the mountaintop, not just once, but twice. Moses stood on Mount Nebo, and looked down into the Holy Land. He looked down on the promised land of God, the land he had spent 40 years of his life seeking, and he knew he would never make it. He made a stupid, arrogant mistake, and this was the price. He could see the Holy Land, but never go in.

Elijah stood on Mount Horeb. Well, stood isn’t really the right word. He cowered. He hid… in a cave. The man who faced down 450 prophets ran and hid when Jezebel’s messenger delivered her death threat. When God asked him what he was doing, he complained. Then God revealed himself not in the wind, or the earthquake, or the fire, but the still small voice. And the voice said, “What are you doing, here?” And he complained again in exactly the same words. He learned nothing.

We’ve studied Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount over the last few weeks. Matthew intentionally parallels the story of Jesus with the story of Moses so that the Sermon on the Mount echoes the giving of the law on Mount Sinai. If that was the first mountaintop, the victorious mountaintop, then what is this?

We Christians are sometimes so careful to deify Jesus that we forget, or we willfully choose to ignore, that he was human. Perhaps Moses and Elijah were there because he needed them to be. He needed to see what was coming as part of a larger story, the story of faith, the story of deliverance not from all suffering, but through and out the other side. You see this confirmed on the Mount of Olives when Jesus cries, “If it is possible, let this cup pass from me.” You hear it confirmed on the hill of Golgotha, when Jesus cries, “My God, my God, Why have you forsaken me?” Jesus was fully human.

But he must have learned something from these two. Or perhaps they reminded him of something he already knew. Because he follows “Let this cup pass from me” with “Not my will, but yours be done.” And he follows “Why have you forsaken me” with “Into your hands I commend my spirit.”

If you ever wondered what was the right thing to do. If you ever knew the right thing to do and wondered if you had the strength to do it, then you have something in common with Jesus. If after all that, you went and did it anyway, if you made God’s will a reality in this place, forgetting the cost, for the sake of your brothers and sisters, then I’d say you share a family resemblance. You and Jesus have something in common.

These heroes of faith are not porcelain statues to be observed from afar. They are human beings just like us. The word Christian does not mean Christ follower. It means little Christ. As he is for us, we are to be for others, even for Charlie Sheen.

Benediction: You may have noticed I left someone out. Three someones, actually. What about Peter, James, and John? Why are they in the story? First, they teach us that Jesus is not one among many. You don’t build three equal houses and put Jesus in one. God says, “This is my son. Listen to him.” And second, try as we might, we can’t stay on the mountaintop. All we can do is hold onto what we learned there and take it with us into the valley of everyday life. May God meet you on the mountaintop and walk with you through the valley and out the other side. In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, one God forever, amen.

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Faith is not an Excuse

Creative Commons LicenseText:  Isaiah 65:17-25,  2 Thessalonians 3:6-13
First Preached: First Congregational Church of Saugatuck

What’s the number one reason people reject church? That’s right! “The church is full of hypocrites.” That’s awesome! You know why? It makes our job sooo much simpler. We don’t have to educate them. We don’t need to explain the mysteries of trinity and incarnation. All we have to do is live it.  Sounds simple, right? But there’s one huge problem.

One of my online friends (from Allegiance, greatest free multiplayer game ever)  said something this week that highlights the problem perfectly. He says, “The stupidity, arrogance and callousness of people when it comes to the wonderful and fragile web of life here keeps amazing me. Why are so many blind to what a treasure we have? I also have absolutely no respect for anybody who thinks their religion tells them that this is a false and temporary world, and how we treat it doesn’t matter since the real rewards are in some afterlife. Even if you believe it was all created by God(s), shouldn’t that make it all sacred and holy?” He’s not worried about whether Jesus is the Son of God. He’s worried that we’ll use our faith as an excuse.

When I was in Bible College I had a friend who said without exaggeration. “I don’t recycle. This whole world is going to burn anyway. What’s the point?” Her faith in God was her excuse for leaving the world a dirtier place than she found it.

My sister is a total tree hugger, and when I told her what I was preaching on today, she said, “I know exactly what you mean. I have a friend who refuses to recycle. When I asked her why, she said, “The rapture is coming. We’re all going to get taken away, so why bother?”

It’s right there in our text today. “Behold, I will make a new heaven and a new earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind” If that’s true then this world is disposable. We can do whatever we want. It doesn’t matter.

Talk back time. What character traits make a good employee? A good friend? A good politician? What character traits make a good person?

In classical times, these were called virtues. Plato listed the four chief virtues as: Temperance (what we would call self control) prudence (which means choosing the appropriate action for the context), courage, and justice. These virtues form the foundation of what we call a free society. A lack virtue destroys society.

This is what people mean when they say all religions teach basically the same thing. All religions are trying to create virtuous people. It’s not strictly true. If you look under the hood, how each religion defines virtue and how they say you get there are often very different. But in a broader sense, sure, all the great religions would essentially agree that not being a jerk is a good idea. Yet, when people think of Christians, do they think of virtue, or do they think of jerks?

If you only hear one thing today, hear this.  Virtue is a result.

You cannot argue someone into virtue because argument sways the mind. Suppose it works. Suppose you’re brilliant, persistent, and persuasive enough to get someone to agree with you. They’re still stuck with the same problem you are. Willpower is finite and your appetites are not. If you’re trying to will yourself into being a better person, you will lose.

Benjamin Franklin actually tried it. He made a list of virtues and dedicated himself to perfecting them. He would focus all his mind and will toward a single virtue and when he felt he had conquered it, he would move on to the next. You know what he found? He couldn’t hold onto them all. As soon as he got good at a new virtue, one of the old ones would start to slip. You cannot will yourself not to sin any more than an alcoholic can will himself not to drink. Short term, you might win. Long term, you will lose.

This is where we get to push back a little bit on those people who bash the church. The church is full of hypocrites, right?  You read the papers lately? For every one story about scandal or abuse in the church, I’ll show you five in the world of business or finance or politics.

The problem of virtue isn’t the church’s problem. It’s a human problem. Unfortunately, that doesn’t help us much. Can you imagine that in our next ad campaign? “FCC Saugatuck, no more corrupt than your average politician.” How’s that for a ringing endorsement? Makes you want to go to church, right?

How did the saints do it? They recognized that that virtue is not a goal. It is a result. God is light and life and love, and when they approached that truth, all their falsehood became glaringly obvious. This is the mark that all the saints have in common. They shared a radical humility and a passion for change. In the light of God’s perfection, they caught a vision of themselves and the world is at is, and then they moved. Relationship gave birth to vision. Vision gave birth to virtue.  Virtue is a result, which means we’re starting at the wrong end of the story.

The relationship doesn’t start with a new heaven and a new earth. That’s the end of the story. It starts “in the beginning”. God is light, life and love. Because that is God’s nature, God made creation to share that life, light, and love. But we chose death, darkness and hatred. Now God is doing a new thing. God is putting it right. That is the story of the Bible, and it leads to the choice of our lives.

Will we join him, watch him, or fight him? You’re here because you said yes. Which means settling for an average amount of virtue is not an option. You’re here because you want to more. So, how do we do that?

First, remember the story. Read everything in that context. The Bible says God will forgive me, so I can do what I want, right? The Bible says there will be a new heaven and a new earth, so I don’t need to take care of this one right? The Bible says Jesus is the way, so all non-Christians are fair game, right?

Wrong! John 3:16: for God so loved the world. Not you, only. Not this church, only. The world. And you wrecking it is in direct conflict with the Lord of love you claim to serve.

God is saving the world, and the Bible says God forgives, so I’d better forgive. God is saving the world, and the Bible says God’s making a new heaven and a new earth, so I better grab a shovel. God is saving the world, and the Bible says Jesus is the way, so I’d better make a friend. Read everything the context of the story, and then decide. Am I going to fight against this, am I going to watch it happen, or am I going to help?

Two. Get active, and stay active in a local church. My dad got the boys a stone polishing machine. Have you seen these? You put in a rough, ugly rock with some sand, and you turn it and turn it and turn it. And very slowly, the sand scrubs the rough edges off and the inner beauty of the stone shines through. If you took one rock and threw it in alone, it would bang around while and come out roughly the same. If threw five rocks in together, they’d knock each other to powder. But the sand is persistent and gentler.

Brother and sisters, that’s church. You cannot will yourself into virtue. You need help.  This is a testing ground because at least here you know people are trying to be decent. Virtue is hard, so this is where we come to learn and to plan. When we want to slack, these people will get us back on track. That’s what our second reading is about today. Let no one be idle. Do not grow weary in doing what is right. But when someone does, hold them accountable with the tools of relationship, not force or political power. Relationship. Our weapons are not of this world.

Three. You have one and only one goal: to draw close to God. The nearer we get to God, the more clearly we see our own brokenness and the brokenness of the world. Were we on our own, that revelation might lead us to despair, isolation, and pessimism. But we are not alone, and the size of our problems is dwarfed by the size of our God. So, when those around us are ready to quit, we’re just getting started. Where they see impossibility we see opportunity. Where they hear rattle of chains, we hear the winds of change, because God is saving the world. We can fight it, or we can watch it, or we can help.

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Free Sermon: Bashing Politicians

Creative Commons LicenseText:  1 Timothy 2:1-8Jeremiah 8:18-22
First Preached: First Congregational Church of Saugatuck

This sermon is dedicated to our new national pastime. No, I don’t mean baseball. I don’t even mean football. I mean bashing politicians. It’s taking the nation by storm. During my research, I spent some time with the source of all truth and knowledge, the internet.

According to sites I read this week, President Obama is a Muslim socialist, fascist, communist Kenyan double agent. According to them, his ultimate goal is nothing less than the complete destruction of America and the imposition of Sharia law on the shattered remnants of the population. And lest the Democrats get too proud of themselves, I also read articles during the election that President Bush had teamed up with Osama Bin Laden to stage 9/11 in order to have a pretext for war and martial law in America. According to them, George W. Bush was planning to be the head of a new American military dictatorship. The election would never be allowed to stand.

It seems to me that this political back-biting is reaching a new low. The Illinois State Register, from our president’s home state, labeled this politician “the craftiest and most dishonest that ever disgraced an office in America.” They accused him of changing the rationale for ’his’ war, then hounded him for mismanaging it. They charged his administration with incompetence and accused him of trampling on the Constitution. They even compared him to an ape. Of course, the president in question is Abraham Lincoln.

This is not a new game. As long as we have had politicians, we have slammed them, especially the ones who aren’t from our team. Paul was writing to Christians who lived under the boot of the Roman Empire. Every good Roman prayed to the Emperor, with only one exception. The Jews had bought the privilege, bought it with blood, the exclusive privilege of praying for the Emperor instead of to him. Now these Christians come along and say they’re not Jews. Shouldn’t they have to pray to the emperor too?

Paul is trying to head off a political firestorm when he tells Timothy, “First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for everyone, for kings and all who are in high positions,” No one wants to live in occupied territory, but Paul says, “Don’t start a revolution. Start praying.” Why? “So that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and dignity.” According to Paul, government is not the instrument of the world’s salvation, that’s God’s job. Government exists to keep chaos at bay.

If that’s true, then a lot of what we call government is really politicians overstepping their bounds because the church has not yet become the kingdom of God. If we were caring for the widows, the fatherless, and the strangers in our midst… If there really were no needy among us, then who would need social security? If we really were peacemakers, who would need an army?

But we’re not there yet, so our leaders do their best to hold the chaos at bay. If that’s true, then government can fail through two fundamental errors: a weak defense and internal corruption. This is where our political leaders most need our prayers. It is soooo much easier to attack than to defend. It’s tactically simpler and psychologically easier to attack. It is sooo much easier to accept corruption than to fight against it. It’s so hard to stay clean when so many people are trying to turn you into a very rich pawn. Our leaders need our prayers, even when our hearts are breaking, even when we’re terrified and it looks like the end of our country.

Remember Jeremiah? “O that my head were a spring of water, and my eyes a fountain of tears, so that I might weep day and night for the slain of my poor people!” Jeremiah’s country is being dismantled around him. His people are walking into exile. He can see it coming and he tries to warn them but no one will listen, so he prays. He prays to God and he prays for his leaders.

He’s not the only one who’s afraid. You know what Al Qaeda and the KKK have in common? Fear. They feel like their world is under attack an they feel powerless to stop it. And they’re right. The way of life they long for is gone, and it will never return. So they lash out with the only tool they have, fear.

Perfect love drives out fear. It’s surprisingly hard to pray for someone and then in the next breath demonize them. It is surpisingly hard to pray for someone and then give up all hope. Praying for people in positions of power protects our hearts from the poisons of cynicism and despair. If that’s all it did, it would be worth it, but there’s more.

Praying for people in positions of power pushes you to action. People like to tease the church, that we don’t actually do anything. We just sit in our buildings and pray. “Let’s fight. You pray, I’ll punch, and we’ll see who wins.” But every great awakening, every great reform movement has begun in prayer. It’s surprisingly hard to pray for someone day after day after day and then do nothing. It’s surprisingly hard to pray for someone day after day and imagine they are somehow better than you.

Athens, Alabama KKK (Ku Klux Klan) Rally and Counter-Protests September 2007

Athens, Alabama KKK (Ku Klux Klan) Rally and Counter-Protests September 2007. Original work by Gregory Skibinski on a Creative Commons License

Look at the picture on front of your bulletin. This is what prayerful action looks like. These people are standing across the street from a KKK rally. Imagine standing on that street, and one one side there are angry people, someone yelling into a microphone. On the other side of the street, you see no fear, no rage, no violence, and no hoping it will all just go away. You’re standing there in the middle of the street, and you already know who has won.

Right now, the big fear in Saugatuck seems to be Aubry McLendon. Some people are afraid he’s going to destroy the dunes forever, or lock them away so no one can enjoy them any more. Some fear that he’ll bully his way though and his fancy new development will suck life away from our little downtown.

A casual reading of our text today might lead you to believe we should pray for him. Not true. The only reason we think that is because our culture confuses money with power. Of course we should pray for him, but for other reasons. Remember, the purpose of government? “So that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and dignity.” Their job is to protect the boundaries and enforce the laws, to hold off chaos. In our town, who is doing that? Is it McLendon? No way! He’s pushing the boundaries.

Our job is to pray for our council and our city officers. Imagine you’re an elected official in the middle of a series of lawsuits with Aubry Mclendon. On the one hand you have threatening lawyers, on the other you have screaming environmentalists, and in the middle you have hundreds of people yelling at you that you’re wasting their money. It feels like you’re walking through a minefield. Then out of the blue, someone walks up to you and says, “I prayed for you today, that you would keep us safe and be free of corruption.” Wow, that was weird.

Then someone else comes up and says, “I prayed for you today, that you would help our people to live quiet lives of godliness and dignity.” Now you’re feeling strange. Later on, a third person walks up and says, “I’ve been praying for you and praying for you because you’re in a position of authority. In fact, I read the council minutes whenever I can so I’ll know better how to pray, and last week you said you needed help with something that I know how to do. Would you let me help? I don’t want any compensation or recognition. I just want to help.

How would that make you feel? Would a day like that make you re-evaluate your opinion of the church? Would a day like that make you a better politician? Let’s find out.

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